You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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