when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
look no pants
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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