I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I should be sponsored by Trojan
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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