I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
There are leaves in my underwear?
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