Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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