If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize