So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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