I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes