So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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