if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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