Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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