So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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