I will die if light touches me.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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