this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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this hospital has no fireball
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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