I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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