One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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