apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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