shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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