you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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