Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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