grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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