we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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