Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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