Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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