No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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