how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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third nipple confirmed
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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