Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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