"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm always down for nudity.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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