So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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