She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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