i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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