Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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