How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You smell like stripper and shame
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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