Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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