I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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