so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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