Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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