I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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