My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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