Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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