You're so nebulous sometimes
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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