check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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