drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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