Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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