no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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