When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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