We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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