Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize