ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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