I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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