So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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