Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
