Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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