Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
