Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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