Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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