Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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